- Step 1: Take 30 minutes to dress the child. Try not to compare it to dressing an octopus.
- Step 2: Go outside for less than 5 minutes.
- Step 3: Take wet clothes off of the octopus.
- Step 4: Make snow cream for completely uninterested octopus. Eat it yourself instead. Well half. After cleaning the other half off the floor.
- Step 5: Watch Sesame Street while child is the happiest he’s been all day.